suggestions for birthday presents

i've been 25 for about half an hour now (add 9 hours if you're in germany). if anybody wants to give me a birthday present and doesn't have any idea yet, i'd like some brain, please, any amount is fine. my apartment is largely dominated - apart from the ugly furniture - by large stacks of papers that i need to read and understand, but my brain capacity doesn't seem to be sufficient for that. i read too slowly, think too slowly, write too slowly. so extra brain would be nice. maybe some external brain that i can plug into my nose whenever i need to. well, back to michael dummett now.