always wanted to talk to your dead loved ones?

i should have thought of this, what a brilliant idea: you tell a dead sick person your message and they deliver it after they've passed away.
http://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/
it's just five dollars a word. so "hey grandma, hope you're well, you've always been my favorite" is only 50 bucks. however, more elaborate messages are a little more expensive: for example "hey x, i'm sorry you died in that car accident, but i just wanted to let you know that i'm over you. i would have broken up with you pretty soon anyway, since you really sucked in bed" is 190 bucks, so you should really think about whether it's that important that your ex knows that.